FLAGSTAFF, AZ – In the apparent attempt to emulate Barry Goldwater and Ronald Reagan’s famous and notorious sexual escapades, John Sidney McCain III, senior Senator from Arizona, and John Kyl, Junior Senator from Arizona, both wearing pantyhose led to their arrest, authorities said. An unshaven McCain wearing a black evening gown, red fishnet stockings, calf-high boots and a black wig robbed, and an unshaven Kyl, wearing a similar outfit but in red, robbed Exxon Gas station Monday morning, authorities alleged.
The armed McCain stuffed $290 in cash into an ensemble-matching black purse. Kyl broke into a candy machine and took the change in a similar manner.
"I've been with the department for 22 years, and this is the first time I've heard of this happening here," Chief of Police J. T. McCann said.
About 35 minutes after the robbery, Police Officer Chad Ventimiglia spotted a black Saab with fishnet pantyhose hanging from the front driver's side door, dragging on the ground, and Kyl’s bottom was sticking out of the passenger side, ”Mooning” investigators said.
The car was pulled over and McCain and Kyl were arrested and booked for investigation of armed robbery.
A plastic replica handgun allegedly was found inside McCain’s purse, Ventimiglia said, Kyl was carrying a knife. McCain stated, “I do this all the time, I’m a U.S. Senator, and I’m immune from prosecution,” Kyl echoed the sentiments.
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