JESUS TAKES A VACATION - LIBERALISM IS INTELLECTUALLY HONEST

LIBERALISM IS INTELLECTUALLY HONEST

Marcus isn't fooling anyone.

GENETICS "101"

 THERE ARE FOUR RACES. IN THE WORLD...

ONLY FOUR:

THE INTELLIGENT, THE BEAUTIFUL, THE STUPID,

 AND THE UGLY.

AND IT FOLLOWS THAT:

THE INTELLIGENT RULE THE STUPID,

AND BEAUTIFUL, THE UGLY.

OR IS IT...

 THE INTELLIGENT RULE THE UGLY,

AND THE BEAUTIFUL, THE STUPID.

OR IS IT...

THE UGLY RULE THE INTELLIGENT,

AND THE STUPID, THE BEAUTIFUL.

OR IS IT…

 THE UGLY RULE THE BEAUTIFUL

AND THE STUPID THE INTELLIGENT.

OR IS IT...

 THE UGLY RULE THE STUPID,

AND THE BEAUTIFUL, THE INTELLIGENT.

OR IS IT...

THE STUPID RULE THE UGLY,

AND THE INTELLIGENT, THE BEAUTIFUL.

MCCAIN AND KYL CAUGHT IN FISHNET HOSIERY ROBBERY

FLAGSTAFF, AZ – In the apparent attempt to emulate Barry Goldwater and Ronald Reagan’s famous and notorious sexual escapades, John Sidney McCain III, senior Senator from Arizona, and John Kyl, Junior Senator from Arizona, both wearing pantyhose led to their arrest, authorities said. An unshaven McCain wearing a black evening gown, red fishnet stockings, calf-high boots and a black wig robbed, and an unshaven Kyl, wearing a similar outfit but in red, robbed Exxon Gas station Monday morning, authorities alleged.

The armed McCain stuffed $290 in cash into an ensemble-matching black purse. Kyl broke into a candy machine and took the change in a similar manner.

"I've been with the department for 22 years, and this is the first time I've heard of this happening here," Chief of Police J. T. McCann said.

About 35 minutes after the robbery, Police Officer Chad Ventimiglia spotted a black Saab with fishnet pantyhose hanging from the front driver's side door, dragging on the ground, and Kyl’s bottom was sticking out of the passenger side, ”Mooning” investigators said.

The car was pulled over and McCain and Kyl were arrested and booked for investigation of armed robbery.

A plastic replica handgun allegedly was found inside McCain’s purse, Ventimiglia said, Kyl was carrying a knife. McCain stated, “I do this all the time, I’m a U.S. Senator, and I’m immune from prosecution,” Kyl echoed the sentiments.

ROBERTSON AND GIULIANI ARRESTED FOR ALLEGED ACTS WITH LAMB

VIRGINIA BEACH, VA. - A former mayor and a televangelist were arrested in alleged bestial acts with a lamb on the campus of Regent University, authorities said.

Independent City County sheriff's deputies took former mayor, dubbed “America’s Mayor,” Rudolph William Louis “Rudy” Giuliani III, and televangelist and founder of The Christian Coalition and The Christian Broadcast Network, (CBN), Marion Gordon "Pat" Robertson were taken into custody at the Robertson home on Saturday.

Robertson, 79, and Giuliani, 64, were booked on two misdemeanor charges - disorderly conduct, trespassing and one felony charge, public sexual indecency: having sex with an animal or animals, authorities said.

They were released from jail on their own recognizance Sunday.

At the booking, Robertson said, “I wanted to bridge the gap of North and South. For Rudy, my pal here, a taste of “Southern Hospitality,” after all, sex with sheep or lambs or cows is commonplace around here, that’s why I have a barn and it’s also not uncommon to sleep with our own brothers and sisters as well.”