SCENE: A GOLF COURSE
OBJECT: TO BLOW UP JOHN BOEHNER
About 300 yards away stands John Boehner in boxer shorts.
You are at the tee with a pyramid of golf balls. You select your club.
Your first goal is to hit Boehner’s belly button. When you do, his pants drop off. (He is flaccid).
From then on, your mission, if you decide to accept it, is to hit THE TOP BALL. When you do, you need a hook shot to have the ball go up Boehner's ass. Every time a ball goes Boehner's ass, he gets bloated and relaxes at bit, but his body expands a bit.
Every time your shot hits Boehner's balls, his cheeks blow up like Dizzy Gillespie.
Eventually, the more the balls are hit the faster the game becomes.
Eventually he explodes, (the object of the game).
Game over.
