Thursday, December 8, 2011

MAYOR CALLED FOR CALM AFTER CALLING OFF THE NEWT AND CALLISTA GINGRICH NUDE BICYCLE RACE

CHEYENNE, WY. - The Mayor of Cheyenne wants a nude cycling race and campaign swing to be called off - because the participants won't be wearing helmets.

Jack R. Spiker, Mayor of Cheyenne Wyoming, said police would look like "fools" if they allowed the race to go ahead for the third straight year, in spite of the objection of local residents.

Police said they had queried the legality of the race and found they can take no action.

"We have taken advice on the legality of their proposed action and have been advised that it falls short of an offense," Robert D. Fecht, Chief of Police said Friday.

Conservative members of the Supreme Court are expected to take part in the "clothing optional" race Sunday around Cheyenne’s Greenway road. The race aims to promote safe cycling and alternative energy.

Fecht said police should enforce laws, which require all cyclists to wear safety helmets. "They have ridden bikes in the past down the road with no crash helmets, nothing on and people say that's a double standard," he said.

“Look, there’s no reason to be ashamed about the human body… I’ve seen Newt’s body hundreds of times, heck, when Callista is away, Dick Armey shares my bed… And I must tell you, he’s a hell of a lover.”

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