THE PAUL RYAN BUDGET PLAN

RYAN THE INVESTMENT ADVISOR I”

“HOW TO CLAIM $100,000 ON YOUR TAX FORM”

STEP ONE:      Make $100,000 in counterfeit Tens,      Twenties, Fifties, Hundreds and Singles IN   basement, (coinage is hardeR)

STEP TWO:      Go to bank

STEP THREE:  GET RECEIPT

STEP FOUR:    Claim on “1040” and Schedule “C”

STEP FIVE:      Rollover

STEP SIX:        Repeat yearly

RESULT:        PERMANENT TAX SHELTER (JAIL)

                   “RYAN THE INVESTMENT ADVISOR II”

                     “HOW TO INCREASE M-1, M-2, M-3

STEP ONE:      ROB ECONOMY FOR $41 TRILLION -

                         CALL IT A TAX CUT

STEP TWO:     SPEND HALF FOR THE RICH (M-1)

STEP THREE: PUT SECOND HALF ON THE RICH (M-2)

STEP FOUR:   TAXPAYERS COVERS LOSS (M-3)

RESULT:      INCREASE IN M-1, M-2, M-3

RESULT:      INCREASE IN GDP, WDP, GWP

RESULT:      PERMANENT TAX SHELTER (JAIL)