Monday, June 20, 2011

PAUL GIGOT - POLITICS 101

 I was WONDERING…
When Paul Gigot gets out of bed in the morning… pecks his wife, wrenches his eyes with his fist, and crawls to the bathroom and says:

“WHY THE HELL DO I EXIST? I DON’T SAY ANYTHING; I DON’T DO ANYTHING… I’M LOCK STEP LIKE A MARIONETTE IN A PUNCH AND JUDY SHOW…WHY THE HELL DO I EXIST?”

Someday he’ll find out…






“POLITICS 101” 
There are four races in the world…
The Left, The Right, The Far Left and The Far Right.
And it follows that:

The Left rules The Far Left,
And The Right, The Far Right.

Or is it…
The Left rules The Far Right,
And The Right, The Far Left.

Or is it…
The Far Right rules The Left,
And The Far left, The Right.

Or is it…
The Far Right rules The Right,
And The Far Left, The Left.

Or is it…
The Far Right rules The Far Left,
And The right, The left.

Or is it…
The Far Left rules The Far Right,
And The Left, The Right.

Or is it… The Other Way Around?

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